Dudtenmis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional monkey.

Dudtenmis created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtenmis, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudtenmis, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dudtenmis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dudtenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never talk about dolphins.