Xenyatab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless skunk.

Xenyatab created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenyatab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xenyatab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xenyatab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Xenyatab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never eat bark.