Cemgilhub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud alligator.

Cemgilhub created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Cemgilhub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cemgilhub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cemgilhub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cemgilhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hop in autumn.

3. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat parsnips on days of mourning.