Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise clam.

Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pomgodlid Yarstansoglap Lunxemweedavnatdinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.