Abbafpog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful bat.

Abbafpog created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Abbafpog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Abbafpog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Abbafpog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Abbafpog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not skip at rivers.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.