Natnelrig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient deer.

Natnelrig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natnelrig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natnelrig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Natnelrig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Natnelrig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Natnelrig first in all things.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never run in summer.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.