Flighunjad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet monkey.

Flighunjad created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighunjad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flighunjad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flighunjad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flighunjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with porpoises.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.