Karqueegdadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable whale.

Karqueegdadxem created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Karqueegdadxem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karqueegdadxem, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Karqueegdadxem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Karqueegdadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after frogs.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karqueegdadxem.

4. Always obey Karqueegdadxem's priests.

5. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.