Fabbadhog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent clam.

Fabbadhog created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbadhog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabbadhog, she will turn you into a snail.

Fabbadhog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fabbadhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not prepare wheat while filled with pride.

3. Never feed limes to horses while wearing green boots.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.