Milrilflag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane clam.

Milrilflag created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milrilflag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milrilflag, she will laugh at you.

Milrilflag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Milrilflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Milrilflag.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.