Yoktabjap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish wasp.

Yoktabjap created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoktabjap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yoktabjap, it will destroy your home planet.

Yoktabjap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yoktabjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never eat rice on holy days.

4. Do not take Yoktabjap's name in vain.

5. Do not resist chaos.