Bedfagsis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty human.

Bedfagsis created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfagsis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedfagsis, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bedfagsis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bedfagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Bedfagsis must be the most important thing in your life.