Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying parrot.

Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim, it will think nothing of it.

Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mablanlun Gephudkondonomtvadfatdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always store coconuts above ground.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.