Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish faun.

Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stiptipwat Xinflislidwiklagvilwadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not speak about wheat.