Gup Nurbigged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident unicorn.

Gup Nurbigged created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gup Nurbigged, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gup Nurbigged, it will not care at all.

Gup Nurbigged's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gup Nurbigged's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.