Gubsisxinmum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful scorpion.

Gubsisxinmum created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsisxinmum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubsisxinmum, it will be very sad.

Gubsisxinmum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gubsisxinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with pink markings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubsisxinmum.

3. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never talk about geese.