Narvabtik is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, passionate chinchilla.

Narvabtik created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narvabtik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narvabtik, she will throw large rocks at you.

Narvabtik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Narvabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never wear black trousers on sacred days.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.