Mipfitqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise lizard.

Mipfitqueeg created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfitqueeg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipfitqueeg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipfitqueeg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mipfitqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. You must pray to Mipfitqueeg three times a day.

3. Do not keep seven tapirs in a large pit.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to frogs while wearing violet hats.