Manveenmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced otter.

Manveenmon created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manveenmon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manveenmon, he will make you grow a tail.

Manveenmon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Manveenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. You must pray to Manveenmon four times a day.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Do not eat apples.