Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unjust squirrel.

Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Always obey Nilgatwat Milwankin Wodtaddab's priests.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never adorn your head with yellow markings.