Fumsabbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective otter.

Fumsabbep created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fumsabbep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fumsabbep, it will make you grow a tail.

Fumsabbep's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fumsabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Fumsabbep in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not prepare apples while filled with pride.

5. Do not sprint at forests.