Sidquillsid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful parrot.

Sidquillsid created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidquillsid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidquillsid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sidquillsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sidquillsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange kilts.

2. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not wear tights marked with cyan.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.