Gepvenraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow bear.

Gepvenraw created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvenraw, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepvenraw, he will send you a sign.

Gepvenraw's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gepvenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Do not place apples upon stone.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

5. Respect your elders.