Cubyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy eagle.

Cubyar created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubyar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubyar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cubyar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cubyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

2. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help badgers in need.