Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair lion.

Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sugxuctarplistfobfedbonklib's priests.

2. Never eat peanuts on holy days.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear trousers marked with green.