Cipxinnil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental slug.

Cipxinnil created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipxinnil, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipxinnil, she will turn you into a goat.

Cipxinnil's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cipxinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.