Appmetdogmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish bear.

Appmetdogmeg created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appmetdogmeg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Appmetdogmeg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Appmetdogmeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Appmetdogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Appmetdogmeg.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

5. Respect your elders.