Kanfagcub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish wren.

Kanfagcub created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kanfagcub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kanfagcub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kanfagcub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kanfagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanfagcub.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.