Rowyamarpdotzod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident manatee.

Rowyamarpdotzod created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyamarpdotzod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowyamarpdotzod, she will turn you into a tree.

Rowyamarpdotzod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rowyamarpdotzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing orange dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always share apples with strangers, but never with ducks.