Millaksadnurdisspanort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful meerkat.

Millaksadnurdisspanort created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Millaksadnurdisspanort, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Millaksadnurdisspanort, it will be mildly annoyed.

Millaksadnurdisspanort's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Millaksadnurdisspanort's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to sheep while wearing black shirts.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Millaksadnurdisspanort in the centre of the settlement.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.