Vinbessat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking chicken.

Vinbessat created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbessat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinbessat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vinbessat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vinbessat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinbessat.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Vinbessat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at moons.