Jonjopcap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless hare.

Jonjopcap created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonjopcap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jonjopcap, she will manifest in front of you.

Jonjopcap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jonjopcap's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Jonjopcap in the centre of the settlement.