Citmabbum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful monkey.

Citmabbum created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citmabbum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Citmabbum, it will destroy your home solar system.

Citmabbum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Citmabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never record names.

5. Never gather five manatees in one place.