Mabmispib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong raven.

Mabmispib created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabmispib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabmispib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mabmispib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mabmispib's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Worship no other gods but Mabmispib.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing green jumpers.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about nuts.