Cibtimfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise wyrm.

Cibtimfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Cibtimfid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibtimfid, he will turn you into a goat.

Cibtimfid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cibtimfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at mountains.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never travel toward the west during spring.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not eat turnips.