Cedmapdag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest hare.

Cedmapdag created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmapdag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedmapdag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedmapdag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cedmapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cedmapdag's priests.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never laugh in holy places.