Gepxucksas is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty dolphin.

Gepxucksas created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Gepxucksas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepxucksas, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gepxucksas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gepxucksas' Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always act with obedience.