Yarlominfummot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic eagle.

Yarlominfummot created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlominfummot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlominfummot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yarlominfummot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yarlominfummot's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yarlominfummot on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Yarlominfummot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.