Parksommeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking lobster.

Parksommeg created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Parksommeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parksommeg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Parksommeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Parksommeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never gather five badgers near towers.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.