Wodwaptig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient centaur.

Wodwaptig created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodwaptig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wodwaptig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wodwaptig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wodwaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never record names.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not speak about rice.