Gomdub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast troll.

Gomdub created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomdub, it will manifest in front of you.

Gomdub's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gomdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.