Nurdamvad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic coyote.

Nurdamvad created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurdamvad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurdamvad, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurdamvad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nurdamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

5. Never sit in the presence of elders.