Taildim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy pigeon.

Taildim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Taildim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taildim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Taildim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Taildim's Holy Commandments

1. Taildim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always obey Taildim's priests.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not chop down trees.