Lenbedvil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful crane.

Lenbedvil created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbedvil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenbedvil, it will send you a sign.

Lenbedvil's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lenbedvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not prepare onions while filled with anger.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.