Hattiknutt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody raccoon.

Hattiknutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hattiknutt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hattiknutt, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hattiknutt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hattiknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never whisper while facing east.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.