Stipquillkam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able mole.

Stipquillkam created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipquillkam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipquillkam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipquillkam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stipquillkam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Stipquillkam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. You must pray to Stipquillkam seven times a day.

5. Never wear fawn ear rings.