Spagmabdag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish butterfly.

Spagmabdag created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagmabdag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Spagmabdag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Spagmabdag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Spagmabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never eat spinach.