Flistettipad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable eagle.

Flistettipad created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Flistettipad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flistettipad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flistettipad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flistettipad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flistettipad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to ants while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Never prepare beans during spring.

5. Always cleanse water with water.