Flisbenvab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flisbenvab created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbenvab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flisbenvab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flisbenvab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flisbenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never mix rice with water.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flisbenvab on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flisbenvab in the centre of the settlement.