Bassdavcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty bee.

Bassdavcat created life two years ago.

If you believe in Bassdavcat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bassdavcat, she will not care at all.

Bassdavcat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bassdavcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

2. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.